How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack
Chuck Sambuchino
Table of Contents
Part I. Assess
. Are you at risk?
Ch 2. Suspicious Activity
Part II. Protect
Ch 3. Gnomeproofing your Lawn
Ch 4. Gnomeproofing your Interior
Part III. Defend
Ch 5. Ten Tips that Will Save Your Life
Part IV. Apply
Ch 6. Mortal Combat
Ch 7. Gnome No More