How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack

Chuck Sambuchino

Table of Contents Part I. Assess . Are you at risk? Ch 2. Suspicious Activity Part II. Protect Ch 3. Gnomeproofing your Lawn Ch 4. Gnomeproofing your Interior Part III. Defend Ch 5. Ten Tips that Will Save Your Life Part IV. Apply Ch 6. Mortal Combat Ch 7. Gnome No More