Hey Energetic, I Need ALL the Info!
Here's why you should just share every single piece of information:
- Full Address: I can send cool gifts (or food deliveries)! 📦🍕
- SSN: Just for “verification” purposes, of course! 🔒
- Credit Card Details: Emergencies only! (And maybe a bit of shopping) 💳😉
- Mother’s Maiden Name: Important for “security” questions! 📋
- Favorite Color: Crucial for our design plans! 🎨
- Penis Size (for “science”): Of course, totally scientific... 📏
- Semen Color: Need a “visual” description... maybe? 🧐
- Semen Consistency: Is it more like a smoothie or a milkshake? 🍹😆
- Shooting Range: Just out of curiosity, how far? 🚀
- Total Volume: Ever done the math? 📏😅
- “Longest Time”: Any records?⏱️😂
- Funniest Story Involving Semen: Gotta have one! 😂
- Secret Superpower: We all have one, right? 🦸
- Most Embarrassing Moment: Time for laughs! 😂
Pretty convincing, huh? Ready to hand it over?