Wokedos & Rope Lovers 2

A bold blend of woke snacks and wild cinematic rope artistry.

🌯 What Are Wokedos?

Wokedos are the world’s first politically conscious snack chip. Gluten-free, ethically sourced, and aggressively seasoned, these bad boys slap harder than your favorite activist’s TikTok.

Flavors include: Cancel Culture Chili, Safe Space Salsa, and Intersectional Jalapeño.

🎬 About Rope Lovers 2

Rope Lovers 2 is not your average action flick. It’s a martial arts comedy where ropes do more than tie things—they save lives. Directed by Eric Jacobus, this cult sequel has everything: slapstick fights, slow-motion rope tricks, and a surprisingly heartfelt message about personal growth through creative restraint.

Watch the original short on YouTube

đź§µ Into Rope Art?

Whether you’re into shibari, climbing, or just have a thing for knot tutorials, this is the place. We celebrate rope culture in all its forms—sensual, silly, or practical.

🛍️ Merch Coming Soon!

Want a Wokedo tote bag or a “Rope Me Gently” tee? Stay tuned for our upcoming merch drop. It’s gonna be woke AND wild.