Six years.
One invitation.
Dear KayJayOhPCs, after 6 years of making videos, an invitation has finally arrived. Estimated delivery: six years ago.
One tiny problem. It's locked behind a deeply unnecessary security system, guarded by a pigeon who unionized.
Unofficial parody. Definitely not from Apple. Unfortunately.
Prove you're the chosen one.
Apple's imaginary legal department insists on these questions.
Catch your invite.
It's been dodging you for six years. Catch 6 invitations before the clock runs out. Ignore the newsletters. They're a trap.
Now, wait.
Hold the button to relive six years of waiting, condensed into six seconds. Let go and you start over, just like Apple's inbox.
Are you a robot?
Apple's security bot needs proof you're human. Select every square containing an Apple Event invitation addressed to KayJayOhPCs.
Call Apple. Good luck.
Mash the button to climb the hold queue. Warning: the hold music sometimes resets you. Your call is very important to us. (It isn't.)
Welcome to the keynote.
You've earned access to the most exclusive event that does not actually exist.
tap the slide to skip ahead
One more thing.
You came here expecting an Apple invite. Instead you got a fake keynote, a very patient pigeon, and a favor to ask.
Okay, confession time 😅
To: KayJayOhPCs
From:
So... none of this is from Apple. Sorry. I know. Please don't close the tab yet.
Six years of videos and Apple hasn't sent you so much as a "hey, thinking of you" email. That's wild. The least someone could do is send you an invite, even a fake one from a random guy.
I figured commenting "can I get a PC" for the hundredth time wasn't going to stand out, so I built you a whole game instead. If it got even one laugh out of you, it already did its job.
Anyway. The actual ask. Brace yourself.
Could I please have a gaming PC?
Yeah, huge ask, I know. You don't owe me anything and I'll be fine either way (a little sad, but fine). I just really had to shoot my shot.
And if the answer's yes, I'm starting the "Get KayJayOhPCs to an Apple Event" campaign the same day. Posters, hashtags, a very emotional email to Tim Cook. The works.
Apple's had six years to say yes to you. I'm just asking you to think about saying yes to me 😭
Thanks for playing, man. Please. 🤝
— Ifti
@shiftiifti on Instagram and TikTok
So, KayJayOhPCs…
You finished the game. Pick your ending.
Screenshot your ending and send it to @shiftiifti on Instagram or TikTok.
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