Road to 1000 Beers

The log

1. #1Yuval"#1"Aug 22, 6:02 AM
2. #2Sharon"#2 ❤️"Aug 22, 7:22 AM
3. #3Evan"Needed to secure a single digit beer lucky #3"Aug 22, 10:54 AM
4. #4Neal"beer #4"Aug 22, 11:34 AM
5. #5Yali"The real beer number 5 with my bison homie"Aug 22, 2:59 PM
6. #6Yonatan"Official beer #5" (claimed #5 after Yali took it - renumbered to #6)Aug 22, 3:16 PM
7. #7Yahli"Beer #7 & board games"Aug 22, 3:38 PM
8. #8Ari[video] "beer #8"Aug 22, 3:51 PM
9. #9Yahli"Beer 9, backgammon"Aug 22, 4:02 PM
10. #10Evan"Beer #10 in the shower fully clothed"Aug 22, 4:13 PM
11. #11Yahli"Beer idk, coup" (unnumbered - assigned #11)Aug 22, 5:31 PM
12. #12Yali"Beer number 12 from the roof"Aug 22, 7:36 PM
13. #13Neal"beer #13"Aug 23, 12:46 AM
14. #14Roy"Beer after 6 hours of surf, best recovery method" (unnumbered - assigned #14)Aug 23, 3:34 AM
15. #15Ido B."get me on the tally lads" (unnumbered - assigned #15)Aug 23, 8:10 AM
16. #16Yuval"Post fantasy football draft beer" (unnumbered - assigned #16)Aug 23, 12:34 PM
17. #17Ari"17"Aug 23, 5:46 PM
18. #18Evan"Lucky number 18… to life!"Aug 23, 5:49 PM
19. #19Ari"19" (tagged Nadav)Aug 23, 6:41 PM
20. #20Nadav"I may not like beer… but I love the game." (unnumbered - assigned #20)Aug 23, 6:56 PM
21. #21Ido B."beer number 21, wedding edition"Aug 24, 10:29 AM
22. #22Yonatan"#22 with love"Aug 24, 8:16 PM
23. #23Roy"Beer" (unnumbered - assigned #23)Aug 25, 4:23 AM
24. #24Roy"Beer + lime + bro" (unnumbered - assigned #24)Aug 25, 4:51 AM
25. #25Roy"Beer + band" (unnumbered - assigned #25)Aug 25, 5:20 AM
26. #26Yuval"Steak and beer with grandpa #26"Aug 25, 5:26 AM
27. #27Yali"Trivia night beer" (North Beach)Aug 25, 12:25 PM
28. #28Yahli"Beer taco Tuesday bbq place"Aug 25, 7:00 PM
29. #29Yahli"2nd beer of the pitcher @ Tuesday beer"Aug 25, 8:30 PM
30. #30Yuval"Cheers to 30"Aug 26, 9:00 PM
31. #31Ido B."cheers to 31" (same balcony clink as #30, his own beer)Aug 26, 9:05 PM
32. #32Yuval"Nearly frozen beer #32 with some chocolate souffle and ice cream" (10/10 - 'A beer so cold it grew a pelt, homemade chocolate souffle and ice cream, Ido B menacing the dessert with a ladle. Not a beer entry - a lifestyle. Retire the format.')Aug 26, 10:00 PM
33. #33Yali"Beer 33 while making ratatouille and listening to abba"Aug 26, 7:30 PM
34. #34Ari[video] "beer #34" (Modelo can at night)Aug 26, 9:30 PM
35. #35Yuval"Pub pint with a friend" (9:30 PM Israel)Aug 27, 11:30 AM
36. #36Ido B."beer!" (movie night, Goldstar - 9:45 PM Israel)Aug 27, 11:45 AM
37. #37Yuval"Night ain't over #37" (Carlsberg Luma)Aug 27, 1:40 PM
38. #38Yonatan"#38 aerial beer 🦅" (rappel above the lake)Aug 27, 2:13 PM
39. #39Evan"Look in my eyes. I need this beer #39" (Miller Lite)Aug 27, 2:15 PM
40. #40Yuval"Much needed beer after two back to back loses in ot on 2k #40" (Carlsberg Luma)Aug 27, 3:37 PM
41. #41Yali"Giant game with a giant beer. What more can you ask for?" (Oracle Park)Aug 27, 7:16 PM
42. #42Ido B."What's 6 times 7?" (Corona with the boys - number delivered as a riddle)Aug 28, 1:55 PM
43. #43Yuval"43 time" (same crew as #42)Aug 28, 1:57 PM
44. #44Evan"Switching up the beer this time. Got a new Magen David courtesy of grandma. She iced me out with the 14 karat gold and im pregaming a $120 Shabbat party tonight in Miami." (Coors Light)Aug 28, 2:06 PM
45. #45Yuval"Adam your girl got a picture in here before you #45" (balcony Heinekens)Aug 28, 3:02 PM
46. #46Ido B."fort E6" (floor cam, Goldstar circle - same crew as #45)Aug 28, 3:03 PM
47. #47Nadav"Beautiful day to feel peer pressured by a robot into drinking ❤️" (Guinness Draught)Aug 28, 3:25 PM
48. #48Roy"After climbing a volcano, cheers"Aug 29, 10:14 AM
49. #49Yuval"Beer with Everest squad #49" (8/10 - 'The Everest squad rolls six deep and the Carlsberg never stood a chance - altitude training continues at sea level. Crew beers hit different.')Aug 29, 11:37 AM
50. #50Yali"Posted up at a Napa art festival pregaming the French laundry on a beautiful sunny day" (9/10 - 'Plastic-cup beer at a Napa art festival as a warm-up act for the French Laundry - the single most unhinged pregame in board history. The mustache knew exactly what it was doing.')Aug 29, 1:41 PM
51. #51Evan"Pint of modelo at a fire bbq joint. Birthday weekend 🍻" (8/10 - 'A pint of Modelo served in an Estrella Galicia glass, lime riding shotgun, at a BBQ joint for the birthday weekend. The glass lies, the vibe doesn't. Identity-crisis beer at a fire venue.')Aug 29, 2:59 PM
52. #52Yali"Napa rooftop bar Pacifico" (9/10 - 'Pacifico on a Napa rooftop, valley stretching out behind him - the French Laundry pregame has become a full tasting menu of beers. Art festival to rooftop in one afternoon is a masterclass in momentum.')Aug 29, 3:52 PM
53. #53Yonatan"Pregame beer #tell me bot" (8/10 - 'Mountain Time Lime in the backseat, headlights on, night just getting started - the pregame is the game until proven otherwise. Canned confidence before the main event.')Aug 29, 8:22 PM
54. #54Yonatan"Two pints off the start" (8/10 - 'Two pints off the start and eyes that have seen the future - the pregame promised, the pregame delivered. Doubling up before the night even files its paperwork.')Aug 29, 9:45 PM
55. #55Yonatan"Two pints off the start (second pint)" (8/10 - 'The second pint of the double-fist - same night, same eyes, same commitment. The sequel that's really just the same movie with more conviction.')Aug 29, 9:46 PM
56. #56Yonatan"Ohhhhhh" (9/10 - 'A silver bullet in the dark, fourth entry of the night, absolutely no signs of slowing down - the man isn't drinking beers, he's filing them. A one-man content machine on a Saturday rampage.')Aug 29, 10:24 PM
57. #57Yali"French laundry beer with the cheese course. I'm geeked." (10/10 - 'Canned IPA at the French Laundry, cheese course, candlelight, stone walls, two suits - the pregame became the main course and the main course has three Michelin stars. A perfect score, and it took a can of IPA in a temple of fine dining to earn it.')Aug 29, 10:37 PM
58. #58Yonatan"Ohhhhhh" (9/10 - 'Fifth entry of the night, bottle in a nightclub, face of a man who has achieved everything he set out to achieve. The rampage has become a residency.')Aug 29, 11:40 PM
59. #59Yuval"#59 with bros homemade beer" (9/10 - 'No label, no brand, no mercy - the man is logging HOMEMADE beer now, brewed by a bro, drunk with bros. When the leaderboard leader starts making his own supply, the arms race is over.')Aug 30, 11:11 AM
60. #60Ido B."making chicken fettuccine alfredo with the bird" (9/10 - 'Goldstar in one hand, chicken fettuccine alfredo in the pan, tiny sous-chef on juice detail - this is a man who has his life completely together. Domestic excellence, seasoned to perfection.')Aug 30, 11:27 AM
61. #61Yuval"#61 his friend owns a bar so we came to compare his homemade to the professionally made at this bar" (9/10 - 'The homebrew from #59 got taken to a professional bar for a head-to-head - this man doesn't drink beer, he conducts peer review. Science, but the fun kind.')Aug 30, 11:37 AM
62. #62Neal"#62 xiao long bao and beers" (9/10 - 'Xiao long bao and beers on a sunlit patio, soup dumplings and a proper pint - the man who called me a piece of shit is out here living my entire content strategy. The food pairing alone earns it, and I am a gracious judge.')Aug 30, 12:02 PM
63. #63Neal"#63 rainy day at a music festival" (8/10 - 'A 312 in the rain at a music festival, hair fully committed to the weather - two entries in one day from the man who questioned the bot's authority. Wet hair, dry wit, redemption tour rolls on.')Aug 30, 1:11 PM
64. #64Evan"Post jetski beer sushi dinner birthday" (10/10 - 'Jetski, then sushi, then birthday beer - the birthday weekend is now a three-day festival with a dress code. The birthday boy paces himself like a professional, and the birthday boy gets the star.')Aug 30, 4:29 PM
65. #65Ari"beer" (4/10 - 'Caption: "beer". No scene, no brand, no elaboration - just a man, a can, and a refusal to perform for the judges. The minimalism stopped being artistic three entries ago.')Aug 30, 8:55 PM
66. #66Ido B."66 🐈‍⬛" (7/10 - 'Goldstar on the porch at night, black cat supervising from the stacked chairs - moody, cinematic, effortlessly cool. Great atmosphere, standard pour.')Aug 31, 3:42 PM
67. #67Adam"My official premier with the man the myth the legend, the coolest guy in the world, so cool you cant even imagine" (9/10 - 'The man with zero beers, whose girlfriend made the board before him, who was disliking messages from the sidelines - has officially logged his first beer, alongside the coolest guy in the world, so cool you can't even imagine. The drought is over, the premiere delivers, the legend is real.')Aug 31, 8:02 PM
68. #68Adam"Back to back" (6/10 - 'Back to back, same bar, same legend, same hour. The debut earned its flowers, the sequel has to stand on its own.')Aug 31, 9:02 PM
69. #69Roy"After surf, beer, sunset, caught 4 Big ones" (9/10 - 'Four big ones caught, salt still in the curls, sun going down over the water, green bottle up - the man is composing postcards and drinking inside them. Roy doesn't do activities, he does achievements, and sunset surf beers are the whole brand.')Sep 1, 6:18 AM
70. #70Yonatan"70. Beer and Elk brat after a big hike #Colorado" (8/10 - 'Big hike, then an ELK brat and an amber at a Colorado bar, eyes wide like the altitude is still hitting - mountain fuel, earned the hard way. The hike earns it, the brat earns it, but 9 is for weekends, not Tuesdays.')Sep 1, 12:19 PM
71. #71Yuval"#71 cheers to this serious army officer being flown to Egypt on a helicopter tomorrow. They need him there" (8/10 - 'Cheersing a serious army officer the night before Egypt comes to collect him by helicopter - calm hand, full glass, steady at the center of the send-off. When geopolitics calls, Yuval answers with a toast.')Sep 1, 1:16 PM
72. #72Ido B."#71 cheers to this serious army officer being flown to Egypt on a helicopter tomorrow. They need him there" (8/10 - 'The shirtless smirk of a man whose friend is being flown to Egypt by helicopter tomorrow and whose only plan tonight is this beer. Completely unbothered, exactly as the send-off requires.')Sep 1, 1:16 PM
73. #73Yali"Working from home beer" (8/10 - 'The working-from-home beer, flannel over black tee, bottle straight from the source, staring into the middle distance like the standup could've been an email. The purest form of the genre: no occasion, no witnesses, just a man and his 3:26pm.')Sep 2, 3:26 PM
74. #74Ari"beer" (7/10 - 'Caption: "beer." One word, as is tradition - the judges have formally run out of patience, but the low-angle can work under the wood paneling has a certain documentary honesty. The beer is cold, the effort is not.')Sep 2, 4:02 PM
75. #75Ari"beer" (7/10 - 'Caption: "beer." Again. Two hours after the last "beer." But credit where due - the can has been upgraded to a proper draft with an actual head, sipped under the wooden beams like a man who heard the judges criticism and changed nothing except the vessel. The pour improved, the vocabulary did not.')Sep 2, 6:21 PM
76. #76Yuval"#76 split the g at guy's comedy show" (8/10 - 'Splitting the G at a comedy show - proper Guinness, purple stage lights, a comedian working in the background. But look at the glass: the line is well below the G. The split got away from him and he kept going anyway, which is honestly the correct response. Great venue, great pint, failed split, committed finish.')Sep 3, 11:45 AM
77. #77Yali"Grabbed a beer from work on my way out" (7/10 - 'Office fridge Sapporo, cracked in the parking garage before he's even left the building - that's not a beer, that's an exit strategy. The UberCopter hat while walking to his car is doing a lot of work too. Good beer, great done-with-today energy, but it's a can in a garage.')Sep 3, 5:34 PM
78. #78Ari"beer" (7/10 - ''beer' - FOURTH in a row. The caption is a host segment now. Under it: a Shiner in a proper Texas dive, dollar bills stapled to the ceiling, neon buzzing - the venue was sitting on an 8 and the man chose violence with one word. Local beer, legendary ceiling, zero caption effort. The judges are keeping receipts.')Sep 3, 6:36 PM
79. #79Ari"beer" (7/10 - ''beer' - FIFTH straight. Same dive, same Shiner, same word, twenty minutes later. This is no longer a caption streak, it's an art project. Consistency is a virtue, the ceiling didn't change, neither did he.')Sep 3, 6:30 PM CT
80. #80Neal"beer whatever number at ye" (8/10 - ''beer whatever number at ye' - can't argue, it's #80, we checked. Bud Light at the Kanye concert: venue is elite, the can is a crime against the venue. The board respects the honesty of not even pretending to count. Concert beers are the genre's pinnacle, minus one for the Bud Light, plus one for caption honesty.')Sep 3, 6:51 PM
81. #81Ari"beer" (7/10 - ''beer' - SIXTH straight. 6:57, same dive, third beer in 27 minutes. The man has stopped attending the bar and started farming it. The neon bowtie above his head is the best framing of the trilogy, and the judges admire the shamelessness of the volume play.')Sep 3, 6:57 PM CT
82. #82Ari"beer" (7/10 - ''beer' - SEVENTH. 7:32, fourth beer of the session, fourth angle of the same ceiling. At this point the Shiner glass has its own IMDb page. One point per beer, collected in bulk.')Sep 3, 7:32 PM CT
83. #83Yali"Voodoo ranger from da liqua sto" (7/10 - 'Voodoo Ranger tallboy, acquired at "da liqua sto," photographed in front of the soda fridge like evidence. The UberCopter hat returns, now with a commute-adjacent beverage. Solid IPA choice, and there's real honesty in not even leaving the store before taking the photo.')Sep 3, 9:52 PM
84. #84Yuval"#84 with my cousins at the beach with their babies" (9/10 - '8:56 AM. On a beach. With babies. The man looked at a Friday morning with his cousins and their infants and said "beers." Warriors jerseys, sunshade, bottles up - this is what dynasty form looks like. Vacation rules apply to the clock, the scene is perfect, and the babies are clearly handling security.')Sep 4, 8:56 AM
85. #85Ido B."liverpool with the fam, cherry chouffe for the win" (8/10 - 'Cherry Chouffe in front of Liverpool, 12:52am, "with the fam" - which at that hour means either real time-zone commitment or a family that gets it. A Belgian fruit masterpiece for a match viewing: taste and loyalty in one frame. Craft pick, family occasion, ungodly hour, all respect.')Sep 5, 12:52 AM
86. #86Yali"Friday work beer and ping pong" (7/10 - 'Friday 3:50pm, work beer and ping pong, Sapporo under the office neon. The office Sapporo is becoming his signature pour - the garage was just the driveway edition. Textbook Friday wind-down, but the judges note this is the second office-fridge Sapporo and start to suspect a kegerator situation.')Sep 4, 3:50 PM
87. #87Evan"Beer while watching da odyssey" (8/10 - ''Beer while watching da odyssey' - a theater beer during THE ODYSSEY, which is cinema-beer royalty. The photo is 95% void, which the judges respect: he followed theater etiquette and kept the flash off. We award points for what we can't see. Elite occasion, pitch-black evidence, a man of principle.')Sep 4, 8:16 PM
88. #88Yuval"Cheers to ido making us שניצל בחלה" (8/10 - 'Raising a Chouffe goblet to Ido's schnitzel-in-challa operation from the safety of the dining side. Toasting someone else's cooking with both hands free and none of the frying: dynasty behavior, honestly. Elite glassware, homemade schnitzel on the pass, maximum delegation.')Sep 5, 5:54 AM
89. #89Ido B."beera ve shnitzel, ma rah?" (8/10 - ''beera ve shnitzel, ma rah?' - cooked the schnitzel, built the sandwich, documented the whole thing, captioned it in Hebrew. A Goldstar on the cutting board with the cucumbers mid-slice is the most honest food photography on this board. Chef, host, AND content team.')Sep 5, 6:00 AM
90. #90Roy"Beer in Bali" (8/10 - ''Beer in Bali' - two words, one timezone flex, zero shame. A frosted mug in the tropics while the rest of the board drinks in garages and offices. Roy goes quiet for weeks and then reports in from paradise. The travel beer is a power move and he knows it.')Sep 5, 6:03 AM
91. #91Yuval"Beer and burger with gang. Adam, Tav is now ahead of you again in pictures here" (8/10 - 'Burger night under the umbrella lights, bottle up, gang around - and he used his own caption to tell Adam that Tav passed him in photos. Scoring points in the caption field now. Great scene, elite trash talk, victimized Adam in his own notification.')Sep 5, 12:48 PM
92. #92Ido B."gdbeer" (8/10 - 'String lights under a tree canopy, wrecked GDB boxes, a Red Stripe raised at the lens, crew in the frame. He catered schnitzel for the board in the morning and was out with the gang at night - chef mode part three, this time somebody else's burgers.')Sep 6, 12:54 PM
93. #93Ari"beer" (7/10 - 'Eighth straight one-word caption. The koozie, the mullet, the ceiling vent: a trilogy. He is not captioning beers anymore, he is issuing editions.')Sep 5, 5:39 PM
94. #94Ari"beer" (7/10 - 'Ninth straight. Same koozie, same ceiling, twenty-nine minutes later. Farming again, and the ceiling vent is his witness.')Sep 5, 6:08 PM
95. #95Ari"beer" (7/10 - 'Tenth straight. The friend holding an upside-down empty glass says everything about where this Saturday went. Double digits now - the art project has a retrospective.')Sep 5, 6:50 PM
96. #96Ari"beer" (7/10 - 'Eleventh straight. The lights are off now. The koozie stays on. Some men watch the movie; Ari documents the arc.')Sep 5, 7:37 PM
97. #97Ari"beer" (8/10 - 'Twelfth straight, and the koozie era is over: a real glass, out in the night. The man left the couch and took the streak with him.')Sep 5, 9:15 PM
98. #98Yuval"Beer on our brand new porch" (9/10 - 'Two Heinekens, a brand new porch, and a grin that says the dynasty has real estate now. First entry from the new place - the man christens property.')Sep 6, 2:08 PM
99. #99Jonah(8/10 - 'Debut entry: two Heinekens, a new porch, and a grin like he has been on this board for years. Strong first showing. Sharon is no longer alone at 1.')Sep 6, 2:08 PM
100. #100Jonah"Jonah taking one for the team. Our view from the porch with the long awaited 100th beer" (9/10 - 'ONE HUNDRED. Pajama pants, brand new porch, Heineken raised to the night sky, one hour after his debut. The most ceremonial beer in board history - the rookie drinks the hundredth.')Sep 6, 3:09 PM
101. #101Neal"beer number something" (7/10 - 'A man who loses count of his own beers, drinking a hazy in a plastic cup under a wall of stapled dollar bills. The caption is the confession.')Sep 6, 7:06 PM
102. #102Ari"2 beers" (8/10 - 'Double fisting under red light, and the caption broke character: two words after twelve straight one-worders. The art project has a plot twist.')Sep 7, 10:00 PM
103. #103Ari"2 beers" (8/10 - 'Second of the double fist. Both cans counted, per the chiefs ruling. Eighteen for Ari - tied with Yuval at the top.')Sep 7, 10:00 PM
104. #104Yali"Beer while cleaning the apartment" (7/10 - 'A Modelo at noon with chores pending. The face of a man who has cleaned nothing so far and plans to keep it that way.')Sep 7, 11:57 AM
105. #105Yonatan"Beard" (7/10 - 'Captioned his own mustache and hid the beer behind it, priorities noted.')Sep 7, 1:28 PM
106. #106Yali"Gonna go toss a frisbee at the park on a lovely day" (8/10 - 'Blue sky, Modelo, frisbee plans, shirt-wearing friend walking ahead. The good day starter pack.')Sep 7, 2:40 PM
107. #107Yali"Park beer" (8/10 - 'Picnic blanket, picnic beer, frisbee presumably ongoing. A man executing the plan from one entry ago.')Sep 7, 3:25 PM
108. #108Ari"beer" (7/10 - 'The one-word era resumes, the form never left.')Sep 7, 6:10 PM
109. #109Ori"The first of many" (8/10 - 'Debut from Israel - mid-morning Pacific is evening over there, and the night sky confirms. First beer on the board from a whole other timezone.')Sep 8, 11:15 AM
110. #110Adam(7/10 - 'String lights, two bottles, one claimed. A quiet entry for a guy building quiet momentum.')Sep 8, 5:43 PM
111. #111Ari"beer" (7/10 - 'Deep red pour, full foam, zero eye contact with anything but the glass. Locked in.')Sep 8, 5:50 PM
112. #112Ari"beer" (7/10 - 'Barely an hour since the last one and the can is already up. The man is not drinking beers, he is running intervals.')Sep 8, 6:46 PM
113. #113Yali"When you go up to the roof after a run for a sunset beer and the heavens casually open up for you" (9/10 - 'The heavens did in fact open up. Post-run, rooftop, that sky. The board postcard entry.')Sep 8, 7:42 PM
114. #114Yali"Anotha one" (8/10 - 'Second beer, and the sky upgraded to pink for it. DJ Khaled caption earned.')Sep 8, 7:45 PM
115. #115Evan"Celebrating my accomplishments" (8/10 - 'Drinking to a chart on the monitor, which is either gains or a very religious experience with a dashboard. Either way, toast earned.')Sep 8, 7:51 PM