The Croissantitution
We the People of Croissantopia, in order to form a more perfect Croissant Nation, establish better croissants, insure domestic flakeility, provide for the common good of pastries, promote general croissantness, and secure the Blessings of Croissants to ourselves and our consumption, do ordain and establish this Croissantitution for the Croissantopia.
Article I
Section 1: All delicious powers herein granted shall be vested in the Discord dwellers of the United Nation of Croissantopia, which shall consist of the Yeast and the House of HackPackers.
Section 2: Hackpackers must be active, kind citizens with at least 1000 messages and 1 month of citizenship. Meanies are disqualified.
Section 3: The Yeast are nominated by peers to rise above the rest. Each Yeastor has one vote.
The Croissant Supreme Court
Latest Ruling:
Butterworth v. The People of Crumbsylvania — The court ruled that labeling a dry, triangular scone as a croissant is pastry fraud. Offending bakery sentenced to weekly lamination audits. Justice Madeleine dissented because she likes scones.
National Anthem: The Star-Spangled Croissant
O say can you eat, by the oven’s warm light,
What so proudly we baked at the crack of first dawning?
Whose rich, golden crust through the perilous night,
O’er the racks we watched, were so splendidly yawning...
(credit: @Ashborn)
Congress of Croissantopia
The House of HackPackers and the Yeast work together to uphold buttery justice and defend croissantness in all forms.