"Hey, hi! Sorry to catch you out of nowhere — do you happen to handle anything with employment or benefits there, or is there someone else I should be chatting with?"
(If not the right person: "No worries at all — is there a good number or way to reach whoever does that? Totally fine if you'd rather I call back.")
"Awesome, no pressure at all, I promise this is a quick one. Do you have a computer handy? If you've got a sec, would you mind just googling 'SIMERP' — S-I-M-E-R-P? I want you to see it from an independent source, not just take my word for it."
(Pause, let them look it up)
"So here's basically what it does, in plain terms:"
"I'm not trying to sell you anything on this call — just wanted to put real numbers in front of you so if it's worth a closer look, we can set that up properly."
"Would it be alright if I grabbed a name and best number for whoever should get the full breakdown? Doesn't have to be you if there's someone better suited."
(They give a name/number)
"Perfect — so that's [repeat name], and the best number is [repeat number], is that right?"
(Confirm)
"Great, you'll hear back from us soon. Thanks so much for your time!"