AUTHENTICATION PORTAL v18.0
WELCOME TO
THE BIRTHDAY PORTAL
a classified gateway designed to access
one mythri universe.
proceed carefully.
simulation instability has been reported.
AUTHENTICATING :
MYTHRI
STATUS :
MAIN CHARACTER CONFIRMED
LOADING :
LEVEL 18 EXPERIENCE
LOADING 100% AWESOMENESS
READY
SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
- tissues for crying
- snacks for browsing
- battery above 10%
- emotional stability optional
KNOWN SIDE EFFECTS
- unexpected nostalgia
- main character energy
- possible emotional damage
- high chaos exposure
WARNING:
proceeding may trigger:
flashbacks,
emotional attachment,
and dangerous nostalgia levels.
proceeding may trigger:
flashbacks,
emotional attachment,
and dangerous nostalgia levels.