Good Riddance - Barney's Website

Brian again. "EMERGENCY BACKUP WEBSITES" "Save Barney's Website on your computer forever" don't blame me, you're the one who made it sound like a tornado warning. You know, I love watching a 10 year old ipad kid ramble on about his dwee website being blocked by a school blocker that's doing its job. Apparently, you think adding GoGuardian is a sin against man, how its influence on making children get stimulated by over-exaggerated button animations rather than do their schoolwork is a crime worthy of a life sentence. Anyways, I'll start and end with your main site. I don't even have to search around for some obnoxious sentence on your site to complain about. Can you go one minute without instantly trying to make your site look "cool" and "immersive"? I mean, come on, these text symbols are nonsense. What does this add?

I know you're not trying to recreate some discord username made by a 5 year old after watching 10 youtube shorts of AI slop "cat sad stories". What are you accomplishing with these symbols? All it does is make the site look special, royal, taking the crown, when it's a tank filled to the brim with brainrot digital garbage. So far I've only ever seen complete lunatics add this type of thing.
Among all these terrible reskins and "updates" of original sites, there's always a common trend I've seen in them. Like your oh-so-pretty symbols, they always add Roblox, Tiktok, Discord, or rather they try to. Yet you talk about these other sites being terrible, uncreative, unoriginal ripoffs of ChattyWebsite without sneaking a peek at your own site. Let's see what you have to offer.
Theme settings, fonts, font settings, funbox? Okay, I'll bite. My brother in Christ, who needs this? Your braindead users are there to play games and use apps, not look at some button gallery you used as a way to clear up your update log with a more recent date. This entire update was a way for you to cope from people telling you to be original. But go ahead, Barney! Go ahead and put 5 more exclamation marks on an update you had to look up off of Gemini and Youtube. God knows you didn't make this yourself. You said that the point of your site is to "have fun!" Put more 6 pixels wide text saying "have fun!" That's a buzzword if I've ever heard one, sounds like something Apple would make their motto by the release of their next phone.
I'll make the most fun and immersive website possible: A reskin of Chattywebsite that milks features from Chattywebsite and others for its own updates. Are you having fun yet, dumbass?
I could keep going but it's gone long enough already. You'd call this yapping again and tell me to take a shower. Keep going, add 10 more messages to your site. "Brian, stop coming back" "Brian, you're losing to me in an internet argument, go touch grass" That's what you should do. Should I, someone in high school who's working on his life touch grass and shower, or a brainrotted ipad kid who can't handle any criticism? Your ego is the most massive out of anyone I've ever seen and felt. Work on that instead of grinding slop on Roblox and whining about GoGuardian not fitting your needs to play Roblox in class and allow the crap state your site is currently in.